Rare Couch Pig Registry
Rare couch pigs qualifications:
- You must have a pig.
- Your pig must have an interest in household furniture.
- Your pig must display laziness at least once a month.
- Your pig must like napping for an hour a day.
- Your pig qualifies....
Let your friends and family know you have a lazy pig. That is all a registration is good for. Registering your pig with ANY organization is a waste of money unless you are required to register your pet pig with ANY organization to stay in compliance with a law or ordinance. (Even then, I would try to have that changed since registering your pig does NOT make your pig a specific breed) Registries are created to make a made up breed sound more legitimate. That's all.