Thought I Bought A Teacup But Got A Fat Pig Registry
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Remember, it is ALWAYS your fault.

It's YOUR fault and you should be PROUD that you didn't listen!!

The most common, as well as the most ridiculous statement made, is that YOU made your pig bigger. 
Uh, no. If your pig is obese, that IS your fault. However, NOT restricting food to stunt the growth? Not only is that a horrible practice, but to suggest others do the same to "keep their pig small" is not only idiotic, but also ABUSE. Can you starve a baby to stay the size of a baby? Nope, that baby will die from malnutrition. What do you think happens to a pig? Same thing. Can you starve a German Shepherd to stay the size of a Chihuahua? If you want a lethargic malnourished dog that dies within a year, sure. The general point is, it is moronic if ANYONE suggests that you limit feed to small amounts so that your pig will stay small. Can you stunt the growth using this method? Yep. Is it healthy? Nope. And your pig will NOT survive 15-20 years like most pigs. Your pig likely won't survive to celebrate it's 5th birthday if you listen to these people who tell you to do such stupid things. FEED YOUR PIG a balanced diet. 

​However, because we do not have a name for this "breed" of pig, it will be called, Breeder says it's my fault my pig is big breed. 

My breeder says it's my fault my pig got big registry

To qualify for our fake breed: My breeder says it's my fault my pig is big breed, you  must:
  • Have a pig.
  • Feed your pig a well balanced diet after your "breeder" told you to restrict the feed.
  • Love a pig no matter how big or small of a pig you end up with.
  • Be smarter than a breeder that suggests this.
  • If your breeder made you these kind of promises based on nutrition, your pig likely qualifies if you did NOT listen.

    Mailing address please-for shipping of registration certificate
    Please be sure to include your pigs full name. Tell us how your pig qualifies for a the "my breeder says it's my fault my pig got big" registry. Please keep in mind, you will get the certificate regardless. And thank you for not listening to advice that could literally kill your pig. You are awesome.
    This isn't really info we need, but most registries require it, so we do too.
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    • Actual pig education links/pages
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  • Registries Available
    • Former "teacup" pigs
    • Rare couch pigs
    • Destructive pigs
    • Pigs that dig
    • Breeder says it's my fault
  • Sure, your pig is a breed